Im gonna miss you next year!!!! So when we gonna hunt Cory down and kill him? You were right..after i read the story i hate him even more now!!! A..B...C..Wait, we ain't in Sears anymore so i can stop singing now. Men suck.. especially Emmanuel!!! It's ok, me n Chantel will take care of his poor broke ass. lol! We miss u!! Come back to the skank school!!! haha! I luv ya chicka! Well i'd write funnier stuff if i had more stuff to write about!! haha!How's that gang boyfriend of yours? Like his "gun"?? haha I want my damn ring or no booty for Nick (from u, not from me!!)!!! Why the hell are we talking about pooh?!? "oh!" haha! The Pink and White pee wee's rule!! *pants like a dog* You're a bad boyfriend!! It's morphin time! lmao! She wants to fight over a MUFFIN?!?!? I gotta doo doo... do you gotta make a dooky? haha! Ok, stop copying me... when im happy u dont need to be happy at the same time... and when im pissed you don't need to be pissed at the same time. Be your own person damn it!! lol! I'm telling you, Ivan wouldnt have headed our way if you woulda just won us our damn vacation like i asked you to!! JJ the flying jet is our friend!!! What?!? You got DJ's baby?!? You damn whore!! Man, i don't baby daddies... If he don't go to jail i'll kill him myself! awww... you missed me... I knew you couldn't watch the simpsons without me! lol. SO WHAT IF I LIKE ANDREW YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TELL HIM ON THE PHONE!!! lmao. o0o well i still love you you bitch. lol. Just remember... PAY BACK IS A BITCH! I'm white she devil and your sista girl! Fro up that hair haha. o0o we got a whole list of movies to see now... why they all come out in 2005?!? Gee... how'd all them fries get there?? Not like i was trying to give you what i wasn't gonna eat or ne thing... One of these days someone is gonna call the mental hospital on us. haha. Look, he answered his phone yay!!! Yea, the look on her face would be priceless... Melissa said she'd take a picture and show it to you. lol. You're an alcoholic lol. RAY was a good movie... but too damn long... Cierra n I** o0o wait i can say his name now... IAN.. I still like Cierra n Nick more though.. Yea i know i'm a smartass cuz you're a dumbass. If you want a fuckin pony for christmas go tell Ian!!! Im not stupid, stupid! "Im tired of rumors startin im sick of bein followed im tired of people lyin sayin what they want about me, why cant they back up off me?" "CAN YOU PLEASE RESPECT MY PRIVACY??" Yea right... we too up in each others business. lmao! I told you i wasnt the only one who thought George was psycho!! Your friend who beat him up in 9th grade thinks he is too!! lmao! Man being emotional sucks dont it?!? Men just suck... fingers just get old after a while.. you need a man... lmao! And what's with DJ poppin up in your dream tellin you to "walk ahead"?! ..did you eat before you had that dream cuz you know you have weird dreams if you eat before you go to sleep? We can actually understand this show!! Do your cubes hang low to they wabble to n throw can u tie them in a knot can u tie them n a bow can u throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier do your cubes hang low? lol. Do you notice how cubes rhyme with pubes? They do kinda go together don't they?? hahaha! Man, my sister just takes away all my friends damn it!! IM SORRY!!! MY MOM MADE ME CUT MY HAIR!!! *cough* lol. Tell Nick im mad @ him for not writing me a letter!! Man what my husband say?? I wanna know damn it!! Damn, we supposed to be married n he talkin to you?? o0o well i guess thats just how it is. Damn you n Nick are 1 messed up couple or people or whatever the hell y'all are!!! Nick finally got my ring!! yay! Now when the hell you gonna give it to me?? And when am i gonna get to open your closet?? You always tell me next time!! You take away all my fun!

 

Raymond is so pathetic!!! haha!! MONKEY!!!!!!!! help me... come rescue me, he don't shut up!!! Scuba Steve is after me!! hey little shit... lets play house, u and me the mommy and daddy and Georgie can be little shit. hey my biotch. lol! I WIN!!! I did better than you did in French this quarter. woo hoo!!! Yea, we ate ice cream and it was freakin cold outside!!! I'm gonna be your sister-n-law... be afraid...very afraid... UTTERS!!! Hey sexy... George don't need to know... haha! yay i get to be your temporary best friend. haha! At least i didn't bring the picture to Callie's party... then again that's cuz it's on my binder. haha! Look at the mess u made with the popcorn u damn blonde!! You better not have put ne thing extra in my lemonade!!Don't worry i'll keep giving you your local whore update! There! I got you TWO boxes of fruity pebbles now be happy biotch! Andrew is my boyfriend! lmao! Wow... a guy that actually looks like my Andy n everything.. at least i wouldnt forget his name... hell they both cute. lmao! Men are so damn frustrating!!! o0o Take more pictures... i like pictures... Damn, i can't believe you went to prom with that psycho!! I feel sorry for you. lol!

 

You need come visit me!! And u gotta tell me about everything that's goin on up there!!! Thanks for all your advice!! I love you big sis!! Yay, you taught me how to pop pills! lmao! :( Just keep me up on how Andy's doin... Yes, i must send you emails about a child haunting you... it makes my day... lol.

 

ummm hey? lol You my body gaurd along with Jordyn so yea... DON'T DO ANYTHING I WOULDN'T DO!!! ...which isnt too much. haha! i wuv ya! We can cuddle!! CUDDLE BUDDIE!!  "I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins.
Never did I wanna be here again,
And I don't remember why I came."

Candles raise my desire,
Why I'm so far away.
No more meaning to my life,
No more reason to stay.

Freezing, feeling,
Breathe in, breathe in...
I'm coming back again...

hehehe *ahem*
Under da sea!! Man, you're gonna be driving before me you suck!! God, you're just a freak... you dress weird and you're the only one who dont have a car in confirmation!! lol j/k! Bake me a cake for my birthday!! yay! You're in confirmation class while i'm over by ice cream talkin to the cute boy. haha. You're my sister woo hoo! lol. Get the limo with the pole so i can pole dance woo hoo!! I volunteer you for us all to go back to your house after homecoming. haha. "Hi i'm Amanda" *walks away with your purse* At least my dad's not the mailman!! o0o... Sebastion smells good... You need to keep him around so my date or boyfriend or w/e i have at the time dont stink and if he does i'll just sniff Sebastion. lol. "I'm not retarted... i'm special..." You got a new phone yay... and it's not like mine, big yay!! lol. I got the goat weed!!! hahaha! I got balloons as a bonus for christmas... it's cuz i'm your special ed sister huh? lol. It's not hot, it's just me. You want my purse just cuz you wanna be just like me huh? You're not Dana's favorite, she just tells you you are so you don't beat her up, god, get it right. lol. Yea, beat that bitch's ass!! haha! Yea, you tried to kill her. lmao! If you wanted to kill that hoe you could have! So much drama i swear!

 

The cement...it's just so ummm...yea.... Can you pass the salt? I think i need some more pepper too... BAD BITCH! You're fired! Sup MA? Bad bitch!!! You're fired gosh darn it! haha!  Wait... it's soap?? Damn it!! I thought it was anti bacterial hand gel!! No more gum for you!! How the hell are you friends with her?!?! Ima have 2 knock some sence into you!!! lol! Can i play with your joy stick? We're in control... hehe! We're gonna have fun when we put our lil plan into action!May May! Wasn't robbing that 7/11 so exciting?!? Now back to being bored. I was just trying to force some of my spit in your face... my bad... At least my dad has a brain and isn't just an airhead! Ok, all we hear over there is "smack smack smack" and me n Dj were NOT making out... we were laying down next to each other.. Im serious for once. lmao. Your brother was bothering me again!! lol. Always bothering me n the mall arent you?!? Of course you know how much i hate you, i mean i never talk to you... or sit by you at lunch... lol. "IM NOT A LESBIAN ANYMORE" lmao! Yea, DJ is definatly a liar. I guess we all know that now don't we?!? Damn, stay away from the tanning lotion. Makes you look like you got a skin disease. lol!

 

Ok, you need mace...tylonal.....boxcutters...wait, you already have all that. I would give you food but ya know i would eat it before it got to you! When you die i'm taking your brain!! You man hater you. The pen u made me was so0o0o cute!!! lol! Wow. For once we actually had a real conversation. Priest fucker!! I know your past life god damn it!! ...if anything its an easy way of getting money at the french quarter or something... Don't you agree animals are way better than people?!? Who can resist those cute lil guys?!?! Our pets are all hanging out in animal heaven yay! Omg, we're in 2 classes together for our senior year... i feel so smart now!! haha! Remember, i still haven't hit reality yet so i'm still living in MY world!! aww.. i'm gonna get you a stress ball for Christmas or something!! Thanks for leavin your little messages when i'm feelin like poo... it makes me feel better. :) Awww you looked so cute n your suit!! I'm stealing your hat to give it to Dj since he looks so cute in it!! lol. Hey, its the schools printer, not mine, so it's ok if i accidently print pics i dont need or ever gonna use haha. Digital Graphics is finally over!!! YAY!!! No more hearing about "my baby my baby" lol. Yea, lets go sit in on being a cable guy for career day.. that's the number 1 pick of careers these days i hear. haha. No i do not think you are psycho or stalking me for looking @ my profile so many times. I know... you're just... ALINE. lol. Guess what?!? My arm is getting better!! You need some help... with your Life line you planned out for yourself in religion... i'm rather worried about you... And there was something you were wrong about on there... You said you got depressed or something cuz one of your friends didnt pay you enough for their wedding cake. Well we never agreed about paying you... You said you'd do it for free as long as i paid for all the stuff i needed!!! Hey my whore! You're my whore! hahaha! My new excuse for drinking alcohol: "hey mom, i gotta drink it so i can feel the real effects of why i SHOULDNT drink" haha!

Bizy

You're MY bizotch!!! Good luck with whoever ur with now... Callie made me actually update my profile haha! Yea, you better love me if you gonna use me to try to get a job. lol! You work with me.. well not with me but the same place so yay! I get to torment you more!! I have a nice lemon! yay! THANK YOU for finding out YOU KNOW WHAT for me!!! Yay i got to see you at my chorus christmas concert!!

 

15 more seconds!! YES we get 15 hours!! Awsome!! Me n Georgie want them pillows by your fire place as a parting gift from the party... Yay you're tying my ring!! yay!! I get your pillows in your senior will!!! Good Luck at LSU!!! Man, you're always my waitress when we go out to eat at Bennigans!

 

Blow fish!!! MINE MINE MINE!!! ummm...what did you do with that tooth brush holder? And why is there a whip and handcuffs in your room?? Lets go shopping!!! Movie night!! YAY! Green Room... LECIE!! massage oil good. lol! You can't get high off that can u? We really have no lives do we?!? Wow, that skirt was short but it was so cute!! lol. That damn unknown number! grrrr! About time they stop calling me! lol. You're 17!! You're a big girl now!! haha! I got you a cheap bithday present at least. lol.

 

Hobo Hboo! Hey ya dumb blonde, stop squirting your juices at me and i'll keep my white stuff to myself!!! This hot dog is so juicy instead of the regular old dried up ones...Ewww it didn't stink til 2 seconds ago when she came in!! Omg, you are such a damn idiot for lettin me put rubber cement on u n stickin things on u!! Im glad it hurt if u that dumb! lmao! wtf is that thing in ur bottle water??? OK, to kiss you need to actually put your tounge into the guys mouth and move it!!! lol. On Jollie Vall ASS *Turkey lady sayin your name* Gobble Gobble! o0o n it was YOUR girlfriend *McSweeney* who asked if you could get pregnant from swallowing!! lmao! Go get in the shower thing at the mall and start singing. Break it down for me now! Lemme guess... you like that dress too but you're not gonna get it either?!? lol. Awww!! You're gonna propose to your girlfriend... if she ever comes sit by us again!! How cute!! Man, by the end of the year you're gonna give me breast cancer from how many times you keep hitting me in my damn boobs a day!! Stop touching me like that!!! You're making me very uncomforable! lol. Can i keep you Enjolie? awwww!! Just remember, if you have no date you're gonna be getting the rubber mate a.k.a. blow up doll!!! Yes, we will watch Casper in the limo for homecoming... Yes, i know it's your birthday!! And i sang you happy birthday in my note i wrote you so be happy!! At least my dad doesn't have titties and a penis and isn't as stupid as yours and rides the white bus!! I can't believe our own mother slept with the love of your life Raymond Dillar... how rude! Ok, my boobs aren't good enough anymore that you gotta hit my butt now?? Damn, just can't keep them hands off me can you? lol. awww. I love you 2!!! We're telepathic... and we finish each others sentences... I told you i dont let no one talk about my friends. That ugly little boy needs to shut his ugly face! We can finish each others _____ Cuz we are so ____ lol. We're so good aren't we?!? We got a new tradition when we go to esplanade!! I'm not dumbe... lol! I got a free shirt and earrings half off that weren't even supposed to be half off!!! See what being cute does to you?? We took pictures with Santa Clause yay!!! lol. Yea, im so talkative.... haha! Omg, the horny pills are purple!! cooool!! We're twins that were born from different daddies at different times... people are just so dumb, they don't know what twins are... geez! You got my scrapbook stuff for me for christmas!! You're so beautiful!!! PARIS IS NOT IN LONDON!!!! So i take it you like the binder i gave you... with all of those Jesse McCartney pics? Ima send you to an AA meeting. lol. Crown Royal and Coke is pretty good though...

 

hey Ce'morebuttz! We're gonna get you a nice playskool car with the good ceran wrap for your windows and a nice lil basket for your trunk. haha! I feel sorry for you havin 2 sit with us at lunch. It's always the quiet one!!! I know you gonna be tryin to copy my accounting homework you hater! lol! Damn, i was only tryin to make sure u ok... i mean ya know u never know when u gonna die n one day u'll thank me for always turning around. haha! You got so many baby daddies n children... all them kids of your are gonna make up Danaville! I know you be tryin to copy off of my test up in accounting! See what grade it got you last time!! hehe! No, i'm mad at you, you're abusive! Gobble Gobble! Hi mommy!! Why are you so mean to me?? Amanda is your daughter too!! haha. Man, you're gonna be at homecoming so i can't get away with doin dirty things. Darn! You got a flat boobie purse. No, you gotta be nice to me, not Enjolie!! Just remember... good friends don't break their promises... and pushin it is what makes it all so fun... hehehe. o0o...  you're bein mean... that's not very nice Dana... you'll break that promise you made.... lol. Omg Dana!! How could you rape the mail man and accept brives from him?? Poor Amanda... Then you go to jail and have sex with your cousin a.k.a. Michael Jackson who has boobs and a dick and rides the white bus...that explains Enjolie.. then you have sex with your brother Darren who has no brain and rides the short bus... that explains me... then you have sex with Enjolies boyfriend Raymond Dillar who is really shy and quiet that's an air head which explains Meagan... and then you have sex with a chip monk?!? Damn, you just get around a lot don't you?? Man, i don't wanna call that boy!!! I warned you.. you weren't supposed to agree to going with him to homecoming!!! You're supposed to be smarter than Enjolie!! lol. EWWW!!! DANA!! We saw that!! He's a loser don't worry bout him. He's ugly ne way.. and he talks too much. lol. I'm not gonna say i told you so... haha. Yea and you were like "omg where is it i can't find it" lol. I can't believe John was tryin 2 grind up on you and was like "can you feel it??" n u were like "no" n you thought you felt something but that was just his cell phone... that's gotta tell you a little something about him right there. lmao! Ugh oh.. you hit baby daddy #30!! Woah Dana.. ugh oh... we just got to #31. I want my christmas cookies mommy!!! My mommy can do anything... cool! lol. We all know me and Enjolie are your favorite cuz we're the specialest huh?? You better save that note i had made for you from religion just so you got proof that i can be nice to you when i wanna be. lol. GO SCOOTER!! Me n Scooter got it goin on. He's my boyfriend with 4 legs. lol. Yea, me n him got something special. We were bonding... he looked at my from the stable... and i was lookin at him as i ignored you i mean talked to you... lol.I love you mommy!!! I gotta annoy you as much as i possibly can before my final days are over!! You know i love you! I miss my mommy!!!

 

Lets elope to Alabama just incase we're cousins... but if we go to Nebraska then i can marry multiple people with no problem... o0o look i found our toy!! It's the rocket at the bottom of the pool!!! If a guy eats a weenie ain't he gay?!? Cave whores woo hoo!! ...i bet she loses the baby from drinking algae water!! What do you think?.. Melissa... i don't think anyone DOESN'T know about that lil situation with u n David over the summer. haha! BEWARE OF THE MONKEY (from freshman/sophomore year). Some day my prince will come... Some day my prince will come... Some day my prince will come...  I'm sorry... i'm just deprived... even of making out!! Doesn't it suck donkey balls?!?! And i think i'm always hyper at the end of the day cuz the cafeteria is cold... lol I want my stuffed penis from Spencers for Christmas!! ...and i got my Pink stuffed penis... his name is Mr. Happy Pink. haha. *hums the tune of Carol of the Bells* hehe. What y'all are gonna do to turkey lady is awesome!! lmao!

 

ugh hi! lol! We got such boring lives huh? woot woot! Awww!! I'm sorry bout your dad!! *sniffle sniffle* "Ugh... what do we do? I dont understand!"-Britney McSweeney... Can we say freakin annoying!!!

 

For Christmas i want some fuzzy handcuffs... Ugh, Hi... hehe.. hi... Yup i had fun with Dj n showin him that goat weed haha! o0o you're dirty... lol j/k Omg, you got me my thong with the whistle on it!! You're so freakin awesome!!!! So ya know what?!? BLOW ME! lol....o0o by the way it fits... want a pic? haha! omg i can't believe y'all are gonna do that to turkey lady!! lmao!!!

 

Hey my Dingle Berry. We're gonna put Dj in that fuzzy bra and thong with a whistle like we talked about for Halloween. haha. Wanna know how easy it is to make a male thong? You take a sock and put some string around it and there ya go! 1001 ways to annoy people... very exciting.

 

You're my favorite cuz!